Disturbing things you can flash in a Zoom call if you want to get fired
Oct 23, 2020
Looking for a career change during a recession but you’re too scared to quit yourself? Here’s a list of things you can flash in a Zoom call that could do that job for you:
An entire collection of U2 albums next to YA novels
A family of dead cacti
One singular pillow behind you on the bed with no mattress cover
A collection of Rubix cubes with only one side solved
Framed and printed screenshots of cottage-core Tik Toks
A life-size cardboard cutout of Matt Hancock
Home workout equipment that actually looks like it’s been used more than once
A fermented live culture overflowing in your jar of sourdough starter
Your mail-in ballot with Kanye West’s name on it
Your dick
